We've only maimed two people in our car and that's really good since we take people around by car all the time.
Whether buying or selling, we offer an alcoholic beverage at the initial consultation. Our studies show that the buying and selling process is enhanced when paired with a slight buzz.
We delight in working together as a husband and wife team. Occasionally, we will fight in front of you, and we are sorry for that in advance. However, only a few people out of the hundreds we have worked with have commented on how awkward they felt at the time and we feel that is a great statistic to advertise.
Celine holds the whole glorious thing together as our administration manager. She reaches out to many of our buyers and sellers each week before her mandatory, court ordered anger management class. We recently discovered that she should be making these calls after. See, we're always learning.
Our team is growing too. In 2014 we brought on Wendy Marckx, an agent who is really excited about helping you rather than being our unpaid, 3rd party marriage mediator.
We specialize in sarcasm (first time home buyers only) and getting you a lot of money back after the sale...and we have the police record to prove it.
Now isn't this more entertaining than the profile summaries you read everyday? Business can be fun.